BILLET DOUX

Gal - What will you take??
Me - I'll have juice or jal-jeera. ( U potomaniac, sitting with hot bandi and asking for these juice-jaljeera... Ur life is worthless..)
Gal - R u sure....
Me - Ya Ya... ( Plzzzzzzzzz ek baar aur poocho naa )
Gal - Okk... I'll like to have SIGNATURE ...... Waiter... Waiter....
Waiter - Yes Mam.. May i have your order please....
Me - ( Gadhe itni jaldi aana jaroori thaa kya...... )
Gal - 1 Signature and 1 jal-jeera...
Waiter - Sir aap SIGNATURE k sath kuch loge..
Gal - No, jst give me ice with SIGNATURE....
( I can't forget the glance of waiter toward me.... Kambakht...)
Me - Hey I m thinking to have Budwieser... ( waiter ko maine v ganda look dekar apna badla chuka liya )...
Gal - Ya Ya sure... I was asking u already if you have some alcohol ( Kaha poocha.... )

FLASHBACK
It was sunday and me and my two friends have planned for movie. When we were about to leave , there was ring from a damsel, she was asking if i am free today evening. Now being the engg. guy who have didn't shake hand with any damsel for last four years , how can he say No.... ( I was not idiot in this case )...... Well i received scary look from my friends... ( kamino aise kya dekh rahe hoo... tum log bhi yahi karte ) ......
friends - Jaa Saale Maal ka call aate hi dosto ko bhul gaya... ( I catch rick before they shoot me.... aaj ricksaw wala 10 times bhi mangega to chalega )

FINALLY @ RESTAURANT
Well before i reach destined point, i was forced to use my radar ( mobile ) to trace her......
And there she was ( It happens with me ... Whenevr i see hot and gorgeous girl.. Dil joro se Dhak -Dhak... Dhak-Dhak.. karne lagta hai )
( At Engg. coll, we used to tell that we will not get any girl till we are in engg. course .. Thank God... Now i am engg. graduate )
All the four year got vanished when i shaked hand with her... And we went to her favourite Restaurant...
Then all girlie stuff started... How are u?? Howz ur job going ?? Wat do u do in ur liesure time ?? Which is ur fav music ?? Which is ur fav hero?? How do u like this place???
I think i was in " Love @ first sight " I thought to propose her.. ( Kya kare yaar competition ka zammana hai..... Mai nahi kiya to koi aur kar dega....)
Aur waise bhi San kabir keh gaye hai "Kaal kare so aaj kar .. aaj kare so aab .. pal me koi doosra propose kar jayega ... chehra dekhte reh jaoge tab )..
Bas man hi man bola " jai Kabir Jai kabir" aur sochne laga propose kaise karoo.....
Suddenly idea came into my mind i'll write BILLET DOUX in napkin paper... but when????
It has been rightly said " When u love someone and u want it, the whole world conspires to meet your desire"...
I heard her phone ringing and she asked for 2 minute ( I told her to take 5 min... xtra 3 min for her and xtra 3 min for me to xpress my love in a nice way)...
I wrote BILLET DOUX with her name and i was waiting to xpress my feeling for her......
She arrived... I gave her my BILLET DOUX ..... She asked surprisingly what's this... I told her to read ...
She unfold it......and start reading.......My HeartBeat beat was pumping 5 times more than usual...


AAP YAHA PAR KYA KAR RAHE HAI.... 4 MACHINE BAND PARA HUA HAI.... MAJOR BREAKDOWN AAAYYAA HUA HAI.... PRODUCTION KI WATT LAG GAYI HAI.....
Hv i wrote these lines in my BILLET DOUX... Suddenly I found a workman standing in front of me.. and telling me all crap reasons of breakdown......
Ab 4 Saal Enggineering se romance kiya hai to Suhagraat to machine k sath hi manana parega naa....
WITH HOPE, ONE DAY MY REVERIE WILL GET COMPLETE IN ORIGINALITY...

Vibhanshu

Analogy b/w Cartoon Channel and News Channel

Today while having lunch in my company, I saw a news in which Dogs , one of the most faithful animal which will make you remember 14 syringe ( now only 5 ) , were dressed like prince & princess and they were walking on the ramp like our models use to do.. Suddenly their fitness mantra was on the TV. They were found running on treadmills, Atleast our fatty Hawaldars , whose concentration of mass lies at their stomach, should have must see this EXCLUSIVE ( according to news channel ). There are lots of news like this where News channels are showing these types of news in daily basis.....Some of like "Raat dhalte hi khatarnaak ho jaati hai Jaadugar pariya "... blah blah blah...... First few days i thought that they have gone insane by showing all these things but later on i discovered that they are actually competing with Cartoon channel....
You people must be got mazed......
But think deeply and trace out analogy between two....

Cartoon Network & News Channels

Both can be seen for favourite time pass.

Cartoon channels are generally used for time pass . Now if you will see serious news on TV u'll get bored by seeing same Dirty politics , rape, lootmar, who ditched whom etc.... But just switch on to these lovely news channel you'll start laughing ..... The content of news is so humorous that u'll have to hold your stomach. Lets have loook on some news content.....
" Aaj ramlal ne apne kutte ko nahlaya"
" Billi chaat par 24 ghante baithi thii "
" One dog - Hum v ab kasrat karenge "

Most humorous part of the content is about its frequency in which it get flash every 1 min.....
U'll see one clip in Cartoon network but if you have miss something in EXCLUSIVE News , you can see after you came back from your natures call... ( This shows the intensity of flashing of the news )

Creativity

Creativity acts as salt in Cartoon channel..... And in similar way the creativity to present these news in front of whole country is awesome..... I really salute to those who narrate the incidents in such a humorous way......

Your fav Characters

If I'll ask my niece " Who is her favourite cartoon character ? " Most prob "Sinchan will be the nearest answer"
But if i ask my colleagues about the " favourite time pass & humorous channel ?".. They will going to say " these are not channnels , These are Characters"

These all are different shades of cartoon Character